Funny things my kids say

“Mum, did you make this pasta sauce from scratch?”

“Yes, why?”

“No reason. Just if it was an actual product I’d send it back or if you were on Come Dine With Me I’d give you 4 out of 10.”

“Thanks, son.”

 

Watching Ninja Warrior with middle son and a contestant is talking about being a drag queen:

Me “Look, he has the same name as you.”

Son “Yes, but I don’t want to be a dry cleaner.”

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